Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

by Fieldofdandelion February 03, 2010

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber

this is some boring crap screw this meeting

by grayson4949 September 30, 2020

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 23, 2009

Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.

Solar Wind and other green crap

by Nov8tiv April 28, 2018

SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

by SMULCH January 01, 2021

Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 07, 2017

Crap Diggin'

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.

The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.

by Sass sha J May 24, 2010