couplejacking

The act of stealing something that was exclusively your significant other’s and making it belong to the couple.

Brandon said, “I wanted to bingewatch my favorite show this weekend while my girlfriend, Katie, is out of town, but she keeps couplejacking me. Now I can’t watch it without her.

by Itsbrandonsmith August 7, 2019

Couple Buddy

To me ig its like friends with benifits but way more closer igg😂 like you act like a couple but you aint you just need someone to be with ig

She is my couple buddy.

by Une September 12, 2019

couple goals

when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer

Eriksen is the sexiest man itw. Also couple goals.

by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019

couple candy

when a couple forms between 2 students in a class via the superior matchmaking skills of the teachers and students in that class

Owen definitely has superior match making skills. now there is extreme couple candy in maths

by i.is.rosie November 22, 2019

Couple

=True love ! You guys can’t separate it’s perfect everyone thinks you guys are best friends but you show them wrong 🥶!

Dang! Jasmin and Jeremy are such a great couple🥺!

by Bigassbooty🥶 October 30, 2019

Couple

Couple = your saying someone

Jim-wanna be a couple

Emma-.......sure

by October 30 November 4, 2019

Cobble Squash

When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it

Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019