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Computer

Fancy way of saying “PC”.
Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer
by RaccoonWithInternetAccess November 15, 2022
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Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
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computer

Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.

it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's
computer.
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real computer guy

a person who has had much experience in the field they work in. this is not a person who has recently graduated college. this person must have over a decade of experience in the field of computers.
the system administrator at work who has been at our location for 9 years previously worked with computers while he was in the military, he is a "real computer guy"
by soccern00b May 3, 2010
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Brain computer interface

When the girl during sex start to shit on the computer then your face
by Brain computer March 31, 2017
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Computer

by OnlyRealThings June 24, 2024
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computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.
His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020
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