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glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.
by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025
mugGet the glass-closetedmug.

Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
A is closeted
by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021
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Closet Beagle

Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
You know, Ben certainly is a Closet Beagle, always alone and only associates with Gingers.
by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010
mugGet the Closet Beaglemug.

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
mugGet the Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.mug.

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
mugGet the closet fuckingmug.

prayer closet

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019
mugGet the prayer closetmug.

Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.
It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.
by Mysterrii August 21, 2021
mugGet the Closet-tweakermug.

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