A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025
Get the glass-closetedmug. A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
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by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021
Get the Closetedmug. Usually found in the Mid-west, a renouned breed of dog that resides 100% of it's life in a "Ginger"'s closet. The Closet Beagle and the Ginger usually bond for life, creating an inner world of fantasy and illusions. The most notable Closet Beagle was "Bagel", owned by a Ginger in Kansas, Bagel became the mascot of mid-west started "Kult", a transendental meditaion group whos core value set revolves around the Duality of Man.
by Quart-a-Milk April 2, 2010
Get the Closet Beaglemug. Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.
Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."
by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023
Get the Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.mug. Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
Get the closet fuckingmug. "It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019
Get the prayer closetmug. A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.
by Mysterrii August 21, 2021
Get the Closet-tweakermug.