clart

To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.

Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"

by Prof. Paul Esh December 18, 2007

Matt and claire

the hottest couple fucking ever. if u see a matt and claire u know they have the best relationship ever and should b jealous. they are the hottest most beautiful and smart people ever and u should b scared. matt will always protect and care for his claire so dont even try to speak to her.

Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!

by claireismine! February 19, 2022

claire spaz

the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom

she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc

she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.

NICE

girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.

boy: i thought she got shot through the window.

boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.

teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.

by Shev0802 June 20, 2007

Marie-Claire

1. Describes a small troll like creature, ie. Gollum from The Lord of the Rings.
2. The person with this name will usually have blonde hair and big ears. Monkey like. 3. Couldn't dictate a following from an ass rape...

Those Marie-Claire's hiding their ugly heads under bridges and what not...

by Ruler of Azkabah January 29, 2009

dirty Claire

Dirty Claire means that she and the man she is fucking is about to cum. She sticks a tampon as a butt plug and uses it as a condom. Then forces it out of her vagina while cum is shooting out.

"Hey, did you hear? Zy did a dirty Claire last night! It was CRAZY!"

by bigtiddiesmilf September 10, 2021

Post nut clarity

When a nigga only likes u for your coochie and not u

I didn’t really like her it was just post nut clarity.

by MusaLeak2022 December 7, 2022

Claire

A girl who will let you smash on her period and only tell you once it's too late.

"Jesus, I need a new set of sheets after last night. Classic Claire."

by Conch Fritter April 10, 2016