Crisstopher

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.

That crisstopher ruined my life. Man, it was so worth it.

by Miss Horror February 29, 2008

Christophobic

Most atheists are Christophobic for their irrational fear and hatred of religion, religious people, crosses and Jesus Christ (just mentioning his name drives many of them on emotional rants). Many of these atheist idiots are hypocrites who are against the bullying of gays and atheists but espouse Biphobia (which is discrimination against bisexual people which is exhibited in many gay people) and discrimination against religious people.

Jack the gay atheist was Christophobic and blindly believed in nonscientific ideals such as naturalism and abiogenesis. Jack was an atheist idiot.

by Skialian January 10, 2014

Christapher

A Christapher is annoying little spastic. A Christapher would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Christapher is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend

Did u here that Christapher guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic

by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020

christophee

Christophee is that guy you think is normal but is actually super gay and was raped as a child. He has a boner for his friend Tyler.

His parents are known as Daddy 1, and Daddy 2, Daddy 2 raped him.

Christophee has brown hair, a spit fire hat, green eyes, and a vans shirt and jacket

Christophee is totally gay

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

chirstopher

He is the best person in the world. it feels like no matter what I do he will always love me . I love him so muchhh . he makes me happy. he is always there for me when I get hurt. he is an amazing person. all these girls like him but I don't care if he likes me or not I love him so much.

Chirstopher is the best person ever .<3

by someone 12371166 May 10, 2018

Khristopher

Christopher spelled with "K".

Parents named son Christopher, but drunk nurse writes "Khristopher".

by Peter December 9, 2003

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007