chode

When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.

Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...

hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"

boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."

hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."

*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*

by AndrogenAngel June 29, 2011

Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

beef chode

a chode (penis which is wider than it is long) which contains or is made of beef.

Kevin Peca has a beef chode

by Zack and Kevin December 29, 2002

Chobo

A person who is really new or bad at computer gaming.

OMG, you are SUCH a chobo!

by Aleosha December 5, 2003

Chobani

Cunt water

She got aroused and let her chobani flow all over my face

by Ted Powell August 20, 2013

Chode Snufler

To sniff and smuggle a tiny penis (also known as a chode) around.

Guy1: "This guy is a fag. HAH no way he has a chode in his hand. He's sniffing it too."
Guy2: "The proper terminology is Chode Snufler"

by nastynutsac June 14, 2009

Chode Bonger

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

by Jipums August 25, 2009