The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.
Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"
Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."
Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"
Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."
Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) le face face December 7, 2012
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"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"
"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"
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Get the Chili Wonka Burger mug.Similar to a chili dog, but instead of defecating on a womans chest, one drops a log on anothers back. Afterwards the one pulls the others shoulders together then proceed to hump the crease created by the shoulder blades.
After oprah recieved a giggly u by Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis, Taylor Lautner forcibly gave each of them a reverse chili dog one at a time.
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Get the get your willy out of my chili mug.The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
Get the chili shitters mug.When a man shits in his hand and masturbates with that same hand. It looks like a Chicago chili dog.
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