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Carter

A total goof, and an amazing person. He makes any girl feel like he has a crush on them. He’s kind, crazy, and funny. Anyone with a Carter in their life is a lucky person.
Heyyyy Carter”
Hey um nice... shiiiirt?”
by (><) November 6, 2020
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Carter

An asshole, a very annoying person. He is unbearable to be around due to his massive ego. Likes to talk about himself and interrupt other people’s conversations to talk about how superior he is to others. A big cry-baby and drama queen who makes drama out of every situation. Overall, a massive piece of shit you wouldn’t care about if the disappeared or died.
Person 1: Yeah, so I have to go to the doctor’s after school, so I can’t hang out.

Person 2: Aww, that sucks.

Person 1: So maybe lat.....

Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!

Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
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Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-

“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein July 25, 2024
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Carter

The most amazing boy at school. He may be emo but he is really cute and funny. He is annoying to everyone but when you get to know him you fall in love with him.
Someone: So who do you like?
Me: Carter!
Someone: But he is so annoying and emo.
Me: Well I fell for him
Someone: Go get him!
by Helena MCR for life! Rawr XD February 20, 2020
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carter

my first love. the man i wish i could go back to. carter is a man that will never realize how much he is worth. he is my everything and still will be for a while. i hope he finds his dream girl and i hope i never learn her name. carter is a boy that will leave u with mental scars. ones that you'll never forget. in a good and bad way.
by wordworkshardword1 May 3, 2023
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Carter

An absolute fucking menace to society that does not give a FUCK about life. Carters are often aggressive strong and sexy men that commit crimes and laugh about it.
Wow look at that sexy man right there.
He must be a carter.
by Carté November 24, 2021
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Carter Jensen

A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.

Sheep.
Carter Jensen you have car in your name.
by SekuTard December 11, 2018
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