Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Carrot

Spencer Smith

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.

by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019

no good for carrots

The definition of no good good for carrots is when someone is that much of a spastic that there no good for nothing

Have you saw joey over there he is no good for carrots

by Take No Eeed October 12, 2020

Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.

- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...

by Majkimus September 17, 2023

scaredy-carrot

like a scaredy-cat but a carrot

why won’t you burn down that house with me? Nevermind i’ll do it myself, you fucking scaredy-carrot!

by ididntgetmyusername May 1, 2022

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

Carrot

Jungkook from BTS claims he wants to be this , but only for Hoseok. Recently his dream came true and he could be Hoseok's carrot for one day.

Jungkook: "Hoseok, I want to be your carrot"

by hoesuck March 26, 2018