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Cyber Carrot

The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.
We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!
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Carrot vr

He is the most hottest beatiful man ever he plays vr and bad at it
by Yippie April 14, 2022
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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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Carrot

The term "Carrot" is used as slang to refer to a needle, specifically because of the orange color of the needle's tip.

Since Carrots have an orange color, And the needle used to inject the drug also has an orange tip
drug users slang refer to the needle as a "Carrot" based on the visual similarity and color
Roadhouse: I'm ready to shoot some dope.
Timah: Let me grab a Carrot
by USERrrr111 June 12, 2024
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carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots
i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners
by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 5, 2020
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meat carrot

by ManBuns April 20, 2022
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