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carrot stick

dumb high school (generally freshman) hoes with a severe case of anorexia and a fake orange rub-on tan. they are typically of the valley girl sort and are often extremely dumb and easy. practically breastless, too young, and generally unappealing, they partake in this ritual of (reputational) self mutilation every spring, before summer comes, and before homecoming and prom, so that their parents can be sure to remind them with photo evidence what carrot sticks their daughters used to be. the plainest sign of desperation for social acceptance, carrot sticks are iconic sources of laughter and hallway disruption as they struggle to contend with the fact that existence hates them.
the dude: why, my good friend jeremiah, look over to yonder girl passing the commons, doth she not looketh as if she were a carrot stick?

jeremiah: awh dayum nigga dat bitch done got that pumpkin face an carrot body and everythang, sheeet.
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carrot-cake genius

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.
Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!
by Dybeck April 9, 2003
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carrotmin

Side-kick of The Phantom Admin only instead of coming in the shape of another ghoul or goblin. This powerful being has come in the shape of a small orange vegetable that can be dominated by a small bunny. Don't be fooled by its exterior, this carrot stays close with The Phantom Admin. So if you know what's good for you, don't mess with this being
That carrotmin may be as scary as those Vegetales (wait....Vegetales are scary.....anyways) I wouldn't dare mess with it.
by anonymous contributor April 13, 2005
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carborexic

A person obsessed with reducing their carbon footprint
My sis used to be a true carborexic.
by Laura GP February 1, 2010
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Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.
Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.
by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011
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Carrot face

A person who has the worst possible dental hygien in the entire Galaxy. His/her teeth is out of place and there breaths smell like sulfuric acid any person who inhales there volatile will be immediately struck with nausea.
Hey looks that guy named Hayden watterson is a carrot face!!!
by Rich chigga October 18, 2017
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Carrot

Somebody who can see really well in the dark
Timmy: the lights are off I can’t see anything!!
Chezza: it’s alright I’m a carrot I can see
by Carrot lady May 24, 2018
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