A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016
Get the Carpet Colony mug.Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
by MaxAndrewBrotonluv69 November 30, 2016
Get the carpet beanbag mug.by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
Get the dark carpet mug.A very hairy vagina that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary
A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it
A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it
"Bro, I went to fuck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. Get her to fix that shit homie."
by Parks and Rekt November 23, 2015
Get the grungy carpet mug.Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
Get the Rolling out the white carpet mug.Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
Get the carpet equilibrium mug.by BigkingLee March 20, 2016
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