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Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.
In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD March 10, 2012
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Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!
I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.
by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024
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rough carpet

A person with a on shaved clit
Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet
by Vag is bad February 26, 2023
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Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.
Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.
by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020
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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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Rosé Carpet

when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her
Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet
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