That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
by max nova April 25, 2022
Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 17, 2023
usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.
by Recoculous Recoculoid March 31, 2019
The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020
The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
by Pillcosvy April 09, 2022
Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.
by HookerHuey June 09, 2024
When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
by Waldorfhysterica December 02, 2022