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the place where people are from who constantly compare themselves to Americans and their country to America, and feel the need to post lists as to why Canada is superior to America on Urban Dictionary, although America as defined on Urban Dictionary does not seem to mention Canada once, because that's how insignificant of a country Canada is to Americans.
"Where is Canada? Right above the United States" - said everyone
"Where is the United States? Right below Canada" - said no one ever
by Alex Quinn 10001 December 16, 2014
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Canada

grimey Marxists that want to spoil our noble way of life
People who really seem to be trying to undermine my existence. Canada
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Upper Canada College

I wish my parents could afford Upper Canada College.
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Canada's History

A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.
Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
by ShirleyShellfish February 5, 2010
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chandar

noun, a firm, full handed grasp on an erect penis as a preparatory step towards masturbation.
I was embarrassed when my mother walked in on me with a chandar.
by Donald Ross December 9, 2009
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Canada

Me to my canada bitches: Get down here and have sex with me you canadian bitches!
by Jewsshouldfuckingdie January 1, 2011
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Canada's History

1. Also known as two moose, one cup.

2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.

NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.

When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
by Jaz4Colbert February 5, 2010
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