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Computenik 

Noun. A computer technician, a geek or a nerd.
A virus crashed my system but the computenik came round and fixed it.
Computenik by Dick Wright-Upham January 7, 2011

computerror 

B movies in the early 90s, when computers and the internet first debuted, the portrayal of cyberterrorists using computers to do ruin lives and take over the world.
"Man, that evil villain sure is bringing the computerror!" Tulip told Jesse.
computerror by Tulip O'Hare August 20, 2007

Commuter Whore 

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho
(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

mdg computers 

MDG (acronym) = My Data's Gone

A garbage computer manufacturer in Canada that sells computers made from parts that fell on the floor from a real manufacturer's shop. Their alledged "customer service" and "technical support" is far from helpful. And their sales reps only knowledge is how to juggle numbers around to make the consumer think they are getting a deal when they're really not.
I bought a computer at MDG Computers and the harddrive crashed. MY DATA'S GONE!

I called MDG Tech Support for assistance and they put me on hold for 15 minutes because they were too stupid to know the answer.

mdg computers by Canadavey December 30, 2006

commutercise 

The act of using exercise as a method of transportation. ie. running to school or biking to work.
person 1: How are you getting to work?

person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.
commutercise by hamovic March 10, 2010

computard 

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.
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You computard.
computard by SelfControl November 13, 2004