stoner buzzkill

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.

Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill

by biglrip March 29, 2009

schvoogie buzzer

a device installed in retail outlets that warns the employees that niggers have just entered the building and the threat of shoplifting is iminent.

if you hear the schvoogie button 1x it means 1 nigger.2xs 2 niggers, 3 times...
call the police.

by glenn1907 January 31, 2005

joke buzzard

An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.

A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.

by Grant B. January 23, 2008

BuzzFeedback Loop

N. That pattern where you find yourself endlessly clicking on pointless suggested videos in the YouTube sidebar, particularly on the various BuzzFeed channels.

I have yet to get anything productive done. I need to get out of this BuzzFeedback Loop... Ooo! But this video will tell me what my cat is probably thinking! *click*

by Marinarinator October 24, 2014

cocaine buzzard

cocaine buzzard.

A person that watches you call your connect on the phone,,,
waits 4 u 2 cop then asks i a pitiful dark crystal voice ....
May i have a bump please....

Cocaine Buzzard says... HMMMmmmm " i couldnt help but over hear,,,,,

pleasse my i have a Bump?
MMMMMMM! Please MaY I Have A Nice BuMp Please For MY dust bunny please.....
AAAAHHH PLEASE SIR MAY I ...AAHHrgggHHHH...
HAVE A BUMP FOR PRECIOUSSSS cocaine buzzard

(starting to sound like Golem)

by ricardo mantalban May 16, 2010

buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.

Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.

by generalbone March 17, 2010

buzzkill

When you are high, drunk,or both and want to do something fun and some one you are with starts complaining about everything.

Person 1: Man we should egg that house
Person 2: No man we could get caught, I wanna go home
Person 1: Will you stop being a fucking buzzkill

by jtjones3692 December 23, 2008