bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

bum cringe

When something is so cringeworthy that is makes the cringe run down your spine to your arse.

That was so embarrassing it gave me a bum cringe.

by pinksalamander May 11, 2009

Bum quake

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser

ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!

by punkyrocker June 10, 2010

Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.

Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.

by aureliozen June 27, 2010