michael brannen

the best blowjob you'll never get.

person: this diva needs her stage, baby let's have fun!
other person: # michael brannen

by mavin4ever October 20, 2013

bracketting

when a guy and a girl put their hands and feet together while standing in the form of brackets, but the guy has a long enough dick to have sex with her in the process. then when he has to ejaculate he pulls out and smacks her in the fucking face with it. viagra or cialis is common for this move.

carm:"hey rick what did you do last night"?
rick: i was fucking bracketting this bitch last night.. i left a mark on her forhead.
carm: "oh.. kickass!"

by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008

jelli bracelets

I love jelly bracelets. I agree that they are fun to play with,fashionable, and if it is a kiss or hug, Iagree the meanings might be fun(I only use means if it like kiss on lips/cheek or it is a hug)
I do hate that aludts think that alll we want is to have sex if we wear the bracelets.

when I am marryied I might use the other meaning of jelli bracelets but for now I am only for kissing on cheek or lips and huging. (so far I am a virigin and proud of it !)

by jewely lover December 15, 2008

brance

The act of giving birth to a sailor in the library.

To defacate. Also used to imply someone is "the shit"

Man, she scared me so bad, I took a brance, in my pants.

London, England, Paris, France... Drop your pants and take a brance.

That guy brought three hookers to my bachelor party, what a brance !

by 2m8rh8r February 5, 2010

bracelets

Nick name for adult braces, anyone who wears braces after the age of 25.

Hey, did you see the bracelets on that guy?? He even has colored bands!! Nice effin bracelets dude!!!

by Silly RN January 13, 2008

jelly bracelets

Plastic or something bracelets. Made in every fucking color under the sun. Some people (i.e. pervy adults who want to make people they don't like into sluts) say they have all these weird meanings, and if someone breaks one of yours while you're wearing it, you have to do whatever. Worn by scene kids trying to look cool, emos trying to get laid, goths trying to look hxc and punks just because people don't like them. The meanings of the colors are disputed, and the only ones that have the same meaning everywhere are:

Black- sex
Clear- whatever the breaker wants

Of course, this is ridiculous, you do not have to do anything just because some horny asshole breaks your jelly bracelet, other than make them buy you a new one. And you should not stop wearing them just because of what they mean.

Boy breaks Girl's pink jelly bracelet.
Boy: haha, you have to flash me now.
Girl: na-uh, you have to finger me.
Other Person notices, and walk up to them.
Other Person: haha. He broke your pink bracelet, you have to make out with him now.
Girl: ewwwww. No fucking way.
Boy: no! She has to flash me!
Girl: whatev. I don't want your dirty hands on me anyways.
Girl walks away.
Other Person: haha. Stupid loser.

There's also:
Girl with arms covered in jelly bracelets of various colors and Friend are walking down the hall. Friend sees really nerdy/ugly/rude/pre-pubescent Boy walking towards them. Friend calls Boy over and holds girl down.
Friend: quick! Rip off her jelly bracelet! The black one!
Boy: why?
Girl: NOOOOO!
Friend: just do it!
Girl is kicking and screaming.
Boy: um... ok...
Boy rips off a black jelly bracelet. Not-so-much-a Friend lets Girl go. Girl realises he ripped off her bracelet.
Girl: fuck! Why did you do that??
Boy: what?
Friend: you have to have sex with her now!
Boy: ew! No!
Girl slaps Friend and Boy and stomps away.

by Lilli December 12, 2008

brainer

Not a no-brainer.

His video timer is such a brainer that he is leaving it flashing at 12:00 AM.

by Milt Alwin March 19, 2009