Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010

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Balloon pooping

The art of shitting in a balloon and bursting it over a children's bake sale

''School's finished, lets do some Balloon pooping''

by liiiio1111 July 3, 2014

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balloony

When someone or something is crazy.

This class is driving me balloony.

by Mr.Goodnight15 November 29, 2017

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Douche Balloon

when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.

Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon

Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon

by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011

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Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.

“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles

by TheFassio October 27, 2017

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