blonde

A Stupid female whose only use is to have sex with

A job interview
Boss: we dont allow blondes here

by Immortal King February 23, 2011

blonde

usually a word to describe the hair colour of female hair, a silky golden hue that can vary in intensity.
Men of all cultural backgrounds are often attracted to blondes.
The word can also be attributed to hair on other portions of the body (such as hair on arms or blonde pubic hair).

Blondes are white caucasian women and often seen as very appealing.

The blonde with her glistening golden hair was truly appealing to all the guys on the street in Rome.

by deevan December 9, 2008

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

lebanese blonde

The word "Blonde" has a special meaning in Lebanon. Women there define any other woman in the world. Watch out, they are blonde AND smart and that what makes the lebanese women gain their title: The Lebanese Secret Weapon "I'm Blonde, I'm Smart, I'm Bieutyfull, So I Must Be Lebanese!"

"I'm Blonde, I'm Smart, I'm Bieutyfull, So I Must Be Lebanese!"

A Lebanese Blonde is worth 10000 other women

by Karapanga January 12, 2007

true blonde

a dumb slut with blonde hair who's sometimes really clumbsy.

"At the dance last night, my friend banged on a true blonde in the middle of the dance floor"

by Tina Roche June 12, 2006

blonde joke

Jokes short enough for men to understand

Did you get that blonde joke

by Blonde joke January 16, 2017

Strawberry Blond

Not a ginger. Strawberry Blonds do not consider themselves gingers, and will take that as an insult. Strawberry blonds are not weird and soulless like gingers, and can actually get a tan.

"Look at that ginger over there, I bet she is hella weird."

"Thats not a ginger, thats a strawberry blond, therefore she isn't a freaking weirdo"

by gtfomd January 9, 2019