An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.
Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
by stickyballceiling February 20, 2025
by Hotdoglover4592 July 20, 2024
Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021
by Krackhormgiggles June 01, 2018
Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
by The Merle October 20, 2017
A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy July 31, 2015