CEO of Old Behaviors

Someone who continues to exhibit compulsive bad behaviors despite negative physical and social consequences and then craving the attention and forgiveness of those impacted by this behavior.

The Leprechaun of Blarney is the CEO of old behaviors.

by Loyalist February 3, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

The Joy Behar

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

The Joy Behar

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

The Man Behind the Slaughter

Someone who murdered a bunch of little kids. He's also purple and he is truly behind the slaughter. Beware, kids.

"Dude, did you hear about that song named The Man Behind the Slaughter?"

"Yeah... Uhm, I-" *in thoughts* : omg I must not reveal that I am the Ma Behind the Slaughter!
"BTW, your skin... It's, purple?"
"Oh, *to be continued*"

by kam the baddie :') March 1, 2022

yall cant behave

An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:

1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.

2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.

Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?

—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!

——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”

One hour later…

Moderator: locked 'cuz yall cant behave💀

deleted: removed

—deleted: removed

——deleted: removed

by bruhthisismyhandle August 27, 2022

you are what you behold

a game with circles and squares that fight and kill

Person 1: have you played you are what you behold
Person 2: not yet

by bizzylmao0 November 9, 2022