beat the greek 

to masturbate.

My mom busted me as I beat the greek in my room.

beat the greek by vastard February 27, 2010

beat-off 

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.

"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"

beat-off by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006

Beat puss

When you hit it so many times you have worn out your welcome; unsatisfying situation

Tom:Your hook up with that chick the other night?
Steve:Na, that shits beat puss.

Beat puss by real fricken genius September 27, 2009

beat a heat 

have a cigarette, to go smoke

I think I am going to go beat a heat.

beat a heat by HighMan November 15, 2003

beat sheets 

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

beat sheets by umbaowew April 5, 2009

Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.

Beat A Human Day by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021

beat down 

The beating of someone with your dick.

I just beat down Stacy.

beat down by Nicky Gizzle July 5, 2007