whore bagel

An inside joke, term used for people like Nikkili Maxwell, who inspired this incredible word founded by Bentonious Portofino.

Nikki was being one huge whore bagel

by Mishy November 16, 2004

bagelwharf

(verb)
To fill a position in a band left empty by another who previously left the band.

In 1985, Sammy Hagar bagelwharfed David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen.

by mathjedi December 19, 2005

bagel bites

Another term for girls. (instead of saying bitties)

1. Nick and rob were talking about bitties, when Nicks mom walked in and said "Did you just say bitties?" Rob replied "No, i was talking about bagel bites."

2. "Yo, I hit up a club last night...there was mad bagel bites."

by Big Rob Stan-Ice March 6, 2007

bagel

Another word for dryhumping.

"Steve and I bageled all night, and he had blue balls for four hours afterword."

by tsmpnpmf December 21, 2007

Bagel

The word Bagel is a slang term for a 10GBP wrap of Heroin in the UK.

I have just scored off of bill and he said hes only got a couple Bagels left, so if i was you i would see him quickly before he sells out.

by Sam T F January 20, 2009

Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

by Jasmine____<3 January 6, 2009

Bageljuice

Juice that you put on a bagel.

Shaq: You got bageljuice in my bagel!
Mortimer: You got bagel in my bageljuice!

by Jack Bizzlebee June 24, 2008