badger

(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.

Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.

by chocolatelamington January 14, 2007

vage badger

a small furry mammal that lives in a woman's pubic area weaving itself a small shelter out of muff hair.

matt wayne look it up, you'll laugh

by blah March 31, 2005

honey badger

its an animal in africa, verrry dangerous

not only will it kill you, it will rip off your testacles while youre still alive !!

you cant really give an example of an animal... "ahhhhh honey badger bit my balls off!!!"

by chris-world May 13, 2008

Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.

Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!

by J-Doggster March 13, 2011

badger

Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!

I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!

by badger-mushroom- snake September 1, 2009

Baber

to be more babe-like than another, or in other words, MEGA-babe.

Alli is definitely a baber!

by gurrvy December 15, 2010

badger face

a person with a face of a badger or a person who looks a bit like a badger. this person should always be called badger face.
a person who trys to hide his face with a top hat must have a badger face.

"woah dude, check out that badger face"
"woah, i know. his face is totaly like a badgers"
"badger face badger face HA!"
"put on your top hat badger face"

by kirk lizard 1 December 30, 2008