Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
by Stupid Af July 20, 2021
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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025
What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025
An Ani and Brayden are a power couple working together to fight “crime” the Ani likes Brayden because he is a cute boy and he has a great personality when Brayden is doing something cute the Ani will blush and become awkward, the Brayden doesn’t know how much the Ani cares for him :)
by 🤠horsewoman April 08, 2019