Ian Namu

A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.

Ian Namu?

oh you mean that hawt guy.

by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013

Ian

Ian is a two faced c*nt and a nonce.
He'll backstab you real quick and fuck your girl too. Stay away from Ian he's a psycho, manipulative, freakish looking man.

Holy sh*t there's Ian what a freak.

by dilfoveryou<3 October 20, 2023

Ian The Allosaurus

The main protagonist of IanTheAllosaurusDX's story of the same name. He is a red kanjitraxxian Allosaurus. He runs fast like Sonic.

" I'm Ian, Ian the Allosaurus! "

by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023

Ian

Ian; a villainous fiend, notorious for copius and voluptuous quantities of gangster shit.
He has a silver tongue that can convince you to take a trip to hell and look forward to the trip like a vacation in Honolulu. He may look like an honest man, but is cunning, harbors many clandestine secrets and a special malice for anyone who gets in his way.

Also known for his exceptional cooking.

"Yo, my man, you see that guy, I think he took my keys!"

"Let it go G, that's Ian."

"The hell you mean? Foo's comin up on my shit"

"I mean his pass-time consists of unaliving foos like you caught lacking, he's the walking definition of fuck around and find out."

by Gah!-No!-Stahp! November 6, 2023

Ian

Ian stands for “Into kids At Nursery”

Eee look at tha scatty guy he’s Ian

by Ian’s a nonce November 9, 2023

Ian Nepomniachtchi

Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested

Ian Nepomniachtchi’s name contains two “ch”s

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Ian tyrant

Ian the tyrant is a person who makes sure rules are followed but can’t follow them himself. He also makes sure that people will get treated unfairly by the rules while he doesn’t need to follow them. Ian is also the type of person to harass little kids at a playground. He’s the gayest one of the group and is most likely a discord mod. If you ever see a teenage boy named Ian run for your life and never join anything he asks you to join. As a leader he is irresponsible and incapable of having happy followers, or members. Please note that most Ian’s are gay and I mean 100% of them are

Why are you such an Ian tyrant. Treat me better

by Iangyatt December 28, 2023