Amber

A vindictive narcissistic woman, usually blonde, that lives life sabotaging others reputation either through lies or by making a scene. Is usually in her 30’s to 40’s might be older and has either never been married, married and making their spouse miserable or divorced. This type of woman secretly hates others (usually women) that are more competent and kinder than them and are prone to gossip, insults and covert aggression. Usually has no real friends because she loses them or thinks others are inconvenient. They tend to be fake nice, but when the mask slips you’d see the hidden aggression through her glaring, sarcastic tone, and passive aggression. Some go as far as hiding it when in public.

Ambers usually say that they are “drama-free” but are absolute Drama Queens and overreact to comments that have nothing to do with them. They love to gossip by twisting the story to fit their narrative. An Amber is very ingenuine and are uncomfortable to be around. They lie about others for personal gain such as money, attention, or abusive control. Some go as far as cheating to get some kind of revenge. Some Ambers might be more outgoing than others but it’s just a method used to easily talk behind your back and have everyone take her side as a form of mobbing. Ambers are usually in positions of power and that’s exactly how they get everyone to believe them. They do vary in intensity and are tricky to spot, but with a trained eye you will be able to find out after a few interactions.

Person 1: Hey, why don’t we just use Google Calendar instead?
Amber: *sarcastic tone* You can use it if it’s thaat big of a problem. *glares* *walks to someone else* ..she just asked me “why don’t we use Google Calendar instead?” and I said: “she can use it if she cares thattt much.” *stays in contempt*
Person 1: *in deep thought and perplexed* wow.. what an Amber.

by MoonBarbie June 25, 2022

Albert Camus

Albert Camus, the father of the absurdism or the "ultimate daddy"

"omg u r reading The stranger?"
"yes, I love Albert Camus"
"We all do"

by bellobelisimo October 14, 2022

Albertified

The act of Albert making something the way he wants it ignoring everyone else opinion.

''Ugh this burrito has been Albertified, I hate this!''

by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

Amber Misaki

A crazy writer who wrote the unironically really good Gacha series “ Zodiac Signs” which episodes are almost about to 40-1 hour long. Also all the characters are Psycho bitches

“Amber misaki? The creator of The zodiac sign Gacha series? She’s crazy.”

by T3R3Z1_PYROP3 December 4, 2022

albertan bush party

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

by Berta proud April 28, 2023

Amberg Syndrom

when you envy someone with more wine in his/her glass, than in your own

Steven underlies the Amberg Syndrom, he checks out all the wine glasses the waiter filled within our group, to make sure he doesn't miss out

by srit1818 June 4, 2023

Pushing Amber

That exact moment when the traffic light turns from green to yellow and you speed up in order to not get caught up in a red light. This most often happens when you are in a hurry.

"WE ARE SO LATE! *LIGHT TURNS YELLOW* Thats it! Hold on tight, were pushing amber!"

by A.Sar February 4, 2010