Basement Tits

Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.

They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.

Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.

Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."

Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."

Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."

by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011

Pancake Tits

When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.

Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.

by Oauren Llson February 10, 2006

Cold as tits

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits

hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!

by sa23232miam November 11, 2011

tit punch

When you punch a girl in the tits so it hurts them alot.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
You: Nothing, I just punched you're breastices.

by Fok Mwe May 5, 2005

tits mcgee

The girl who wears low cut tops and push up bras to volleyball games. She is so sweet (and boobalicious) no one minds.

Good hit, tits mcgee. Now our team will surely win! T-M-G! Tits gets the hits!

by jolena September 30, 2005

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

Skiing on tits

To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great

Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits

by SolidGould January 1, 2009