The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
by Shower-shits November 8, 2019
Get the Candy jarmug. Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY 🍭
I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)
Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like
I LITERALLY can’t define it easier than that, like animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose combined with just candy (might be a sexual slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)
Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like
Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy
Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??
Y’all literally overthink too much,
Example:
I went to the park and found snout and candy
snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J
Who the fuck doesn’t know what snout and candy means??
Y’all literally overthink too much,
Example:
I went to the park and found snout and candy
snout and candy is usually pleasurable and usually harmless unless one’s tryna trigger J
by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 26, 2022
Get the snout and candymug. 
The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016
Get the soldier candymug. the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
Get the candy surprisemug. Dude.....John tried to get into Gwen's candy drawer last night but was denied because of a really heavy flow.
by Gwens candy master June 21, 2016
Get the Candy drawermug. When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.
Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth
by Mattj June 29, 2014
Get the Granny's Candymug.