I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

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Friends with boobefits

when 2 people are friends with benefits but only do boob stuff; strictly above the waist

"Did you sleep with her?"
"Nah we're just friends with boobefits"

by Suckinitinsince96 January 4, 2017

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Goofy niggers in the neighborhood that have the most dope shoes in the fucking west. These niggers as classified beyond the spiritual plane and surpass all known levels of humanity. The quality of their shoes is in ratio with their penis size. These niggers dont get shot by the police men, rather, they tend to nut.

cop 1: "lmao did you see that nigger back there?"
cop 2:"nah fam i got YEETED on by that nigga with crocs"
cop 1: " oh damn, i just NUT."

by aniggawithcrocs September 20, 2017

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ScavHunt Withdrawal

<noun> The malady experienced annually by a staggering number of University of Chicago students during the week following Mother's Day. Symptoms include a strong desire to duct tape various items together, a profound fear of sleep, fierce hatred of Ivy League schools (and Northwestern), and failing midterm after midterm. The only way to effectively get through it is to detox in either Cobb or the Regenstein Library for at least 12 hours.

Man, this campus seems so down this week.

-Eh, that's just ScavHunt Withdrawal. It's like this every year

by Hoover/Breck ScavHunt May 8, 2004

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Friend Withdrawal

1. You miss hanging out with your friends. Can be solved by hanging out with friends more, but the more you chill, the worse withdrawal gets.

2. You move away from your friends and begin to miss them, this can only be remedied by hanging out with them.

Hey bro I just moved to arizona and i have mad friend withdrawal.

by Longboarding.is.sweet August 3, 2009

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