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Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight
Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!
by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024
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jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.
by senior jota April 10, 2023
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Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .
Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.
by brojob69 April 17, 2023
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Hot Weasel

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."
Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!
by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023
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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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Weasel Puss

by gunnergrant October 31, 2018
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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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