vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.

"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."

by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis

i have such a big vaginal erection!

by toeclipper March 5, 2022

Vaginal garage

A parking that a hole lot of dicks visited a women’s vagina and left a surprise

Do you got condom no just put it in my vaginal Garage

by Hehshshshshs October 26, 2020

Vagine Au Jus

Vagina juice from a previous sexual encounter

Jason offered his buddies a bit of vagine au jus from the night before

by Red L September 11, 2020

Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes

Sovah Health. Danville & Martinsville, Virginia. Hospital and Medical.

"Welcome To Sovah; Sons Of Vaginal Ass Holes!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023