turkey gobbler

the section of one's scrotum that shows when the testes are pulled back and is flowing like a crumpled paper bag

Dude, I swear to god, Dan just flashed his T.G.(turkey gobbler) for like, the forth time today.

by Spike "Bottom-line" Bassey October 23, 2003

turkey punch

A punch to the asshole in which the ass engulfs your hand.

That bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her a turkey punch to show her who's boss.

by Doc MC October 17, 2004

Turkey

a disgusting vaginal skin disease that causes sagging pieces of skin to hang on either side or the vagina.

OMG did you know that Gabi has a turkey

by Gabi Fletcher April 23, 2008

Turkey

Minor. Depending on context, it could be either under-18 or under-21. Not quite featuring the narrow sexual connotations of jailbait, but an acceptable, broader synonym.

"The bouncer is looking the other way. Get all the turkeys to come in now!"

"I got invited to a High School grad party, so it'll be full of turkeys.

by Morcy June 1, 2006

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

Turkey

Possibly the greatest animal ever to walk the earth, appart from the kipper. The turkey has formed many laughter filled occasions!!

omg TURKEY!!
YAYAYAYAY TURKEY!!
I dont mind eating turkeys because they are ugly.

by Kayber April 9, 2005

Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.

Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.

by Landon A. September 29, 2007