Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

Rave turkey

A peacock. Because they're colorful and iridescent and ready to party.

That rave turkey at the zoo was strutting his as off!

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Fear turkey

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.

I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

river turkey

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae

I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!

by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018