Catching the Crazy Turkey

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.

"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

by Panicube December 13, 2014

You a Turkey

the person calling you a turkey is basically saying you a bitch , go getcho lick back.

jamal: Yo mom fat ash dickhead.

James: ….

Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.

by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022

Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

turkey snob

a person who will only eat deli sliced fresh turkey. Refuses to eat pre-packaged Turkey

I offered to make her a Turkey sandwich, "she asked is it from the deli, fresh sliced?" I said no she said "no thanks i'm a turkey snob!"

by push1974 February 20, 2010

dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper July 9, 2007

Turkish Wank

A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.

A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.

by Dolphinflogger June 8, 2010

turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"

by dontgetcaught November 9, 2012