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Turtle Shelling 

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
Turtle Shelling by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Gay Turtle 

when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.

one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.
I heard Matt gave Bob a "gay turtle"
Gay Turtle by Neato Beatsmeato August 14, 2011

turtle syndrome 

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.
i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.
turtle syndrome by ross turner December 29, 2007

Turtle punch 

I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !
Turtle punch by Hester Malone December 30, 2014

turtle ponchos 

A turtle that looks like a poncho and a poncho that looks like a turtle, a very good dessert.
Turtle Ponchos are very good.

Scared turtle 

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while
"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"
Scared turtle by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014