I drank my own tears

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.

Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.

by MiuNyan September 18, 2011

chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 4, 2009

tearbook

a group of extremely sexy guys who happen to all have extreme musical abillties while engaging in screaming for jesus.
AKA: a local christian band of Jersey Shore, PA
www.myspace.com/tearbook

Trevor, Taylor, Brandon, Luke, Dale are the delectable members of tearbook.

by smokey mcpottsmoker March 1, 2008

Teargaslighting

Teargaslighting: a noun, and a verb in the present tense. When militarized police gas protesters, and then claim that it was the protesters' fault. A portmanteau of "teargas" and "gaslighting."

Introduced by urban dictionary user Romwell here, with it's original definition, at

htt'ps://ww'w.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teargaslighting

Can you believe these cops are teargaslighting the protesters? As if it's their own fault they're on the receiving end of literal chemical warfare?

by Dont soft my soap October 13, 2020

Tearlament

Highly complicated Yu-Gi-Oh deck which only virgins can play, sometimes played with the "mommy" Ishizu cards.

"Hey that bitch is playing tearlament, she's 100% a virgin"

by Virgnity is golden November 3, 2022

Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 30, 2011

choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.

I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.

by Argivian February 28, 2014