salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 25, 2022

salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 29, 2021

lightweight salty

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.

"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"

by TAJEC January 18, 2017

salty bucket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and she does not swallow or spit and instead holds the semen in her mouth

I gave Janet a salty bucket friday and we havent talked since

by Sticky floors September 27, 2019

salty vanilla

Is a different word for semen, Jizz or Cum

Liza your brother got his salty vanilla all over my face

by Salty vanilla July 15, 2019

salty carlos

A salty Carlos

A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole

We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day

by Coxysauras April 27, 2021

Salty Mind

equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.

To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.

He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.

by The Salty Mind&The Heavy Heart February 25, 2020