by Jay Blain June 19, 2006
Get the texas taint ticklermug. When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.
Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..
Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.
TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated
Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..
Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.
TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated
Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?
"They should really make a name for that"
Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!
Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?
TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....
"They should really make a name for that"
Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!
Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?
TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....
by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011
Get the Tainted Vagina-TGmug. Terrorizing my taint. To rub someone the wrong way. To be a fucking pain in the ass. To become really bothersome all of a sudden.
by 69Dawn October 16, 2005
Get the terrorizing my taintmug. by DyrEducation August 15, 2018
Get the pink tainted goopmug. After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.
by ballofmeat August 13, 2012
Get the Tijuana Taint Tamalemug. "My momma's really been chasin' my taint since I kifed that dime bag from her stash."
"Back off man, you're really chasin' my taint!"
"Back off man, you're really chasin' my taint!"
by Quiggsly December 25, 2009
Get the chasin' my taintmug. The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016
Get the Alabama Lizard Taintmug.