the rice purity test

a purity test created by rice university. yes. im actually being legit. the rice purity test is to test how oure you are, if you have 100. you are very pure and if you get a 0 you are the unholiest of unholy people. i got 100. im not joking.

hey! did you hear? dante from class 4e got a 28 on the rice purity test!

by insxmniac May 20, 2022

Hollywood Screen Test

When a cop in a rural area drives out into the middle of nowhere with a handcuffed suspect in back, slams on the brakes and causes the person to fly into the screen cage, causing them much pain and discomfort.

This asshole in the back keeps acting up, he's gonna get called for a Hollywood Screen Test.

by Hiro Yamamoto November 11, 2006

stinky pinkie test

A stinky pinkie test is a ritual a conscientious female might perform before engaging in sexual activity.

I went to the ladies' room and passed the stinky pinkie test, so I knew I could let this guy go ahead and eat at the y.

My stinky pinkie test was made of fail, so I turned on the tap and took a whore's bath and went back to the pig roast.

by THEViolator February 19, 2009

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

fan and test tube

both are characters from inanimate insanity , my otp

fan and test tube are my otp

by mileyessir February 9, 2021

The "Piece of Shit" Test

When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.

I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!

by Dr. Matt NotSoDangerous August 19, 2004

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 2, 2005