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weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.
hey weasel get back here
mugGet the weaselmug.

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears
person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
mugGet the Cheese Weaselmug.

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
mugGet the German Weasel Flumug.

Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
mugGet the Pussy Weaselmug.

weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
mugGet the weasel-scoutingmug.

Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
mugGet the Kitty Weaselmug.

sleepy weasel

by Mr hollingsworth July 11, 2016
mugGet the sleepy weaselmug.

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