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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 4, 2021
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goat vag

by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017
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VAG

From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.
How VW-Audi Airbag Reseter works:With our VAG Airbag Reset Tool you can reset and repair airbag computer in your office in 1 minute.
by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010
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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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Reggae Vag-Jay-Jay

When a lady's bush is so huge it could actually be put into dreads reminiscent of that of a Reggae singer.
Guy1: Mannnn... bobs girl has a HUGE bush, He can't even go down without getting pubes hung in his eyebrows
Guy2: Sounds like a Reggae Vag-Jay-Jay
by JDTheNerDragon March 11, 2019
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vag point

A frendly name for cliterous or a small women peepee
by a living terd February 14, 2009
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Vag flats

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.
by TugglesB June 10, 2018
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