Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

sinner or saint

When someone tries to define a person's values based on acts that could be described as either "acts of a saint" or "acts of a sinner".

Person 1: Are you a sinner or a saint?
Person 2: I'll tell you a secret. There´s no sinner like a saint
Person 3: Sinner or saint is a term for the uncertainty of someones intentions.

by Godsdiscipleonearth September 5, 2023

ty the saint

ty the saint is a legendary twitch streamer from the state of jersey who is a mafia level thug.
He STABS people
Retarlos glazer
Professional Tud getter
He got mad hoes

i’m a ty the saint from the hood you hurd. Wsg where the tud at gang.

by creyy August 7, 2023

Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019

saint martha

the worst place in planet EARTH

hey look it’s saint martha’s! the worst place in planet earth!

by add 222 November 1, 2019

saint

sexy dead rich white guy
(6'3 with a hellcat)

Group of bad bitches: Omg its saint

by richhacker June 20, 2023

Saint Marks School

A private school in Southborough, MA.
Known for Hockey, Juuls and it’s hate for Groton.
Occasionally something will happen there, but people will forget about it 2 weeks later.

Kid 1: You know that School in Southborough?
Kid 2: Saint Marks?
Kid 1: That’s the one!
Kid 2: What about it?
Kid 1: Some kid cut down a tree during exam week and wasn’t asked back.
Kid 2: Dope!
Kid 1: Yussurie, that’s Saint Marks School for ya.

by | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ) April 19, 2018