person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn
person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020
Get the Posermug. noun \ˈlä-lə-pə-ˈpō-zər\
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Someone other than a music listener who goes to music festivals, like Lollapalooza, simply to look cool and have something to brag about; typically, they don't care about the music, let alone like it.
Person 1: So...did you hear? Josh wen-
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
Person 2: -went to Ozzfest, I know. You know, I know, and everyone at school probably knows. I think he Tweeted it while he was still there.
Person 1: *rolls eyes* Jeez, he's such a lollapa-poser. He's not even that big into music.
by Jambo_11 August 14, 2012
Get the lollapa-posermug. 
The group of young black guys and girls kept acting like they were from Southie, then calling white kids who acted like they were from Compton posers.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
Get the Poser's posermug. Derived from the judgmental label "poseur", this word with obvious origins and usage attributed to Canada is most often used by hosers, and a recent influx of wanna-be posers. See also: insecure losers.
*Browses recently taken face pics on camera*
Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"
Everyone else: "..."
Attractive model: "Noooo, you didn't get me at the right angle!"
Obnoxious Canadian: "Poser"
Everyone else: "..."
by H8UsCozTheyAnus July 15, 2025
Get the posermug. someone so needy for attention they act like a fag to get it.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
People who think that going to Hot Topic and dying their hair black and listening to Linkin Park makes them cool. They deny the whole indie/goth culture by a)supporting Hot Topic, a multimillion dollar corporation that only wants MONEH! b) doing what EVERYONE with more than a thousand friends on MySpace has done. c) supporting Linkin Park who have a contract with a huge record label that doesn't care about music, just money.
What a fuckin' poser! He bought that Good Charlotte shirt at Hot Topic.
People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.
People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
People who will deny themselves and take personalities that are mass-produced by corporate America.
People who like the Ramones more than X or Minutemen because they had more chart success.
by hottopicisforfaggyposers October 7, 2008
Get the posermug. Someone that implies (or says) that because their hair or skin is darker than yours, that they are tougher than you by default, even if they are from further outside a city than you are, or have more money than you do.
There are posers who are from a city, and there are posers who are from outside a city. Some have fair skin and hair, some have dark skin and hair. So really it's a matter of more than just where somebody is from alone.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Get the Posermug.