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Plans

Every 12 year old boy's not so secret code word for masturbation
Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?

Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)

(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017
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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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L.A. plans

Social or business plans of any level of specificity (including an event with a set time, day, & location) made in, around, or in the spirit of, the city of Los Angeles wherein one or all parties have no intention of following through.
Let's go to Korean BBQ tomorrow. I made L.A. plans with Katie so I'm basically free all day.
by mirandac May 8, 2024
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The Plan

The Plan is What Justifies Everything The Villian Does if it is "The Plan" instead of "quantum plan" or even "project X" you know that plan will fail because the writers didn't even care that much into giving it a actual name for it will fail anyways soo it is the most vague thing you can imagine and a way to make it seem as the villian is just very smart but it's not
Villian: *loses for the 15th time*

Main Character: it's over

Villian: ohh no it's all According to The Plan MHUAHAHAHAA

Main Character: *Face Palm* really what even is your plan shouldn't villians supossed to give every little detail about their plan in a long outside Monologue

Villian:Shut up. *leaves in a puff of smoke*
by Ahoman March 16, 2019
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The Zero Mortal Plan

A divine project planned by Zamasu and Goku Black (Zamasu from another timeline who switched bodies) which consists in the erradication of all mortal beings in all timelines to create an utopia of godly immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"
by TheRealGogeta March 5, 2024
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The Plan B Test

When a girl asks a guy to buy her plan B even though she does not want it just to see if the guy would be willing to buy it.
He failed the Plan B test! It was such a turn off.
by Spicy123 April 21, 2021
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apprentice plan

A poor or short-term scheme not deserving of the description 'Master Plan'.
"So you're going to move to a new city, with no job, no home, and little money. That's hardly even an apprentice plan, really."
by Quincel December 4, 2013
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