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Pussy Whipped

A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.

Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"

Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.

Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"

Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"

Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
by glum68 October 8, 2008
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stanky pussy

When a vagina smells horribly bad.
by fanatic pup May 1, 2014
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no pussy for mike

When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him
Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"
by John T. D December 14, 2006
mugGet the no pussy for mikemug.

pussy golf

Bit like proper golf only with a pussy hole
Open your legs Betty, I need to practice my putting, I know pussy golf isn't the same as golf, but I'm playing my boss next week, shame ur hole is bigger then the normal golf hole but out will have to do
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
mugGet the pussy golfmug.

Pussy slayer

A person who fucks women like a champion
Damn bro, kaseys a total pussy slayer
by Kapitän November 22, 2020
mugGet the Pussy slayermug.

Monika's Pussy

My pipes were leaking and Monika's Pussy, but they are fine now.
by JoeBungaLover August 17, 2020
mugGet the Monika's Pussymug.

jaw pussy

Hoodrat: Hey boy you looking for some jaw pussy?
Man: Hell no skank!
by yeti mansweater February 27, 2008
mugGet the jaw pussymug.

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