dutch noodle

A sexual maneuver where your tongue is put in one's ear, while simultaneously putting your penis in their other ear. Requires one to be extremely limber to pull it off successfully.

I totally unloaded in my woman's ear last night while I was giving her the dutch noodle.

by cuvay April 23, 2015

Dutch Sailor

When you fart and semen comes out of your ass.

Mike did a Dutch Sailor and the scent of semen permeated the room.

by michaellovesalisha February 5, 2008

Dutch Oven

A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful!

by defpoint June 9, 2009

VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

dutch teacup

when you get 2 prostitutes and one cups your balls from behind while the other sucks you off

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife

i didnt know she was on the game?

so is mrs fletcher

youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass.

Damn that dudes fleixible! He’s eating a Dutch Lunch right now!

by Gonne6 May 31, 2018

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.

For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.

by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012