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Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.
graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?
by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023
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Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020
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school chair

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
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Cuck Chairing

The act of watching, lurking, or not participating in an activity. Does not necessarily have to be sexual.
by Tark. February 21, 2025
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Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.
Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!
by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022
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The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)
by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
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If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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